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greatwhiterapper:

greatwhiterapper:

I’VE JUST BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS GIF FOR 7,000 YEARS

Update I am still laughing

(Source: awkward-elevator, via bitcheslove-wut)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:/dinosaur screams/

thisisthestartoftherestofmylife:

southerncharm013:

potentially-okay:

that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg

The feet shuffle kills me

It just gets better every time hahahaha

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officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

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